NEWS
On April 18, at Sarah Lawrence Collegeās annual spring festival, many students bore witness to an unfortunate incident involving the rat traps outside of Rothschild.
In the months leading up to Nov. 4, residents of New York City have experienced a new phenomenon upon their doorstep. It came in the form of volunteers knocking on their doors, flyers and folders in hand, asking whether they were planning to vote in the upcoming mayoral election.
A lack of accessibility to period products can prove detrimental to people on college campuses who menstruate, especially when considering cold temperatures and a walk to any nearby convenience stores.
FEATURES
Dear Class of 2030, Welcome to Sarah Lawrence College! As you begin your first year here, we wanted to welcome you not only to campus but to the community that you are now a part of. Sarah Lawrence is a place that is shaped by the incredibly unique people who pass through it.
Charlotte Doyle has made history as Sarah Lawrence's longest-serving teaching professor, entering her 60th year of teaching at Sarah Lawrence College. Stepping onto campus in 1966, Doyle knew she was right where she belonged.
Before last spring, a Hampshire College studentās worst nightmare was letting a University of Massachusetts (UMASS) Minuteman get the better of them. For Ethan Gordon, at the time a Junior at the late establishment, this was certainly the case: āOf course we were constantly joking about when Hampshire was going to close, but the second a UMASS student said something, Iād clap back.ā One email sent out April 14th changed that forever, and declared to the school that Gordon and his friends bonded over defending closed. It condemned the students to something else, too: the decision to give up or transfer.
SPORTS
One might ask why a swimmer on a successful team of 30 or more people would decide to transfer to a team that had no one. For Patrick Francis Rau ā25, it was a highly calculated and ultimately extremely rewarding decision
In a projection by D3 datacast, there was a 99 percent probability that the Sarah Lawrence womenās basketball team would lose their game against St. Joeās University, Long Island (SJLI), 72 to 45.
ARTS AND CULTURE
Itās no secret that Iām fascinated by the mechanisms of nostalgia and the concept of musical legacy. So when American rock band The Academy Is⦠(TAI) announced āAlmost There,ā their fourth studio albumāa follow-up eighteen years removed from 2008ās āFast Times at Barrington High,ā I knew I wanted to cover it.
From April 9-11, the Theatre Program presented their two New Works performances: Doe!, written by Sarah Luczak ā26 and directed by Rowen Fisher ā26, and Burial of Hyacinth, written by Viktor Nicole ā26 and directed by Madeleine Bohn ā27.
On Feb. 28, pop star Conan Gray performed at UBS Arena on Long Island, a venue with a 19,000 capacity.
OPINIONS
Unlike his peers, Africa had quite the unconventional welcome to Fizz after he accidentally called the 2030 Instagram group chat, organised for freshmen and was later slandered on Fizz.
It's been put on bags, jackets, hats, t-shirts, and a plethora of items sold at Brandy Melville in the past year: the Union Jack. This semester at Sarah Lawrence College (SLC) has been no different. Walking around campus, Iāve seen it on almost every type of accessory and garment imaginable.
On Mar. 8, 2026, I marched down to Washington Square Park to see the JFK Jr. lookalike contest, to find Carolyn Bessette Kennedy wannabes and maybe a rich future husband. Instead I was surprised to find a protest/celebration had broken out in relation to the current war in Iran.
THE ASHTRAY
Welcome back to Miss Sadie Lou, to all you Gryphons old and new. As Fall has begun to Fall upon our campus, it is time to address the elephant in the room: Halloweekend 2026. *The Ashtray is the Satire column of The Phoenix*
This past weekend, Sept. 25-27, many Sarah Lawrence College (SLC) students experienced their first norāeaster. A norāeaster is a storm that forms over the Atlantic Ocean and spirals onto the Northeast coast of America, differing from both hurricanes and SLC students in that it thrives on cold air. Meteorologists called for flash floods, gallons of rain, and racecar-fast winds throughout all of New York, and they certainly did not exaggerate.
An anonymous source on the production team for the Apple TV series that has been filming on campus has revealed to the Phoenix that the project is a limited series adaptation of a fanfiction originally posted on Archive of Our Own (AO3) concerning a romance between Heated Rivalry stars Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie.