What is a performative male? The term has been circulating amongst  the internet and Sarah Lawrence campus. It’s often defined as men that drink matcha, “read” feminist literature, listen to Clairo or have a tote bag, all in the hopes of getting women.

A few months ago, I had a crush on a beautiful girl named Rooney. This weekend, I found myself hooking up with her brother Jude, a recent culinary school graduate.

Last year, rather than going trick-or-treating or to a random party, my friends and I found ourselves on a yacht for Halloween.

“Please mock this fat feminist,” read the 2017 leaked email that led Sarah Lawrence alum Mitchell Jackson ‘14 to be fired from his first post-graduate job.

On Saturday, Sept. 27, 2025 the rock band Geese performed a show in Banker’s Anchor, a public park in Brooklyn. This show was put on to celebrate the release of their third album Getting Killed. What was most notable about this show though, other than the incredible performance and hundreds of dedicated fans crowded in the streets and rooftops, was the show’s cost. Not a single fan had to pay for a ticket.